Hey there. In all honesty there aren't TOO many cats on my blog. Some quick facts: Melanie, 20, Junior at the University of Oregon (Bio major), moderate/mildly severe social anxiety. Heteroromantic, pansexual. Here you'll find some fandoms, some erotic fiction/pictures, and my own art. Sit down, grab some coffee, and enjoy your stay :3

recipesforweebs:

So these are pretty popular in japan nowadays. They’re these sandwiches made with a sweet japanese milk bread that are filled with whipped cream and strawberries. 

When I first saw a picture, I assumed they were just using some cake as the “bread” and was like, oh man, it’s a cake shaped like a sandwich. 

But no. It’s a sandwich. 

I was a little weirded out at first, but then I was like, “fuck it lets make this shit”.

So I spent all day on the bread, and just whipped up the cream and cut the strawberries minutes ago and took my first bite of this simple but weird creation.

Lord all-fucking-mighty that was good.

10/10 would foodgasm over again. 

Try this recipe, you won’t regret it.

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Ichigo Cream Sandwich
(serves: 3)

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Ingredients-

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Procedure-

  • Make the Japanese Milk Bread by following this recipe
  • Once the bread is cooled off, start to cut about 3 slices.
  • Cut the crusts off of the bread slices and then cut them diagonally.
  • Now for the whipped cream. Make that shit by following this recipe.
  • Once that’s done, slice up your strawberries (slice more if you want) and prep them for placing onto the sandwiches.
  • Cover both triangle bread slices with whipped cream, then put strawberry slices on one of the creamed up triangles, then top it with the other whipped cream’d bread triangle and bam. Strawberry and Cream Sandwich.
  • You can like add other fruits if you want, or make it into a weird psuedo cake by covering it in chocolate sauce or something.

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AND BAM. RECIPE DONE. Are you proud? You should be. Unless you didn’t make your own bread and you (GOD FUCKING FORBID) used canned/premade whipped cream.

I can accept not using home made bread, since it does take forever, but lord almighty if you don’t use your own home made whipped cream and you use that gross chemical stuff instead i will eND YOU.

ahem. now that we’re all calm, enjoy your weird but hella good sandwich, yo. Enjoy that shit.

akaisha0:

tenoko1:

karenhallion:

candyviolence:

Now THIS is art.

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

I…. wow.

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

(Source: charamath)

theabsolutemag:

“The Witches’ Craft,” a Non-Fluffy Look at the Roots of Witchcraft

Raven Grimassi’s non-fiction work The Witch’s Craft: The Roots of Witchcraft and Magickal Transformation is a well-research overview that allows novice Pagans or curious seekers to explore all aspects of the Craft of the Wise. Instead of simply writing about different spells and informing the reader that the components can be swapped for something else, Grimassi describes in painstaking detail the tradition the spell is rooted in, which allows you to gain a better understanding of the history and cultures that shaped the different rituals…

theabsolutemag:

“The Witches’ Craft,” a Non-Fluffy Look at the Roots of Witchcraft

Raven Grimassi’s non-fiction work The Witch’s Craft: The Roots of Witchcraft and Magickal Transformation is a well-research overview that allows novice Pagans or curious seekers to explore all aspects of the Craft of the Wise. Instead of simply writing about different spells and informing the reader that the components can be swapped for something else, Grimassi describes in painstaking detail the tradition the spell is rooted in, which allows you to gain a better understanding of the history and cultures that shaped the different rituals…

inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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worldofthecutestcuties:

On her way to the Nip Dealer

worldofthecutestcuties:

On her way to the Nip Dealer

(Source: gh0st-g0nzalez)

franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took

franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took

Anonymous asked:

how often do you suck dick?

housewifeswag:

every second of the day.

I’m sucking dick right now while replying.